The Roast of Harry Potter
Friday May 22nd, 2015 10:45pm
ROAST (Noun): An event in which a person is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes as a mock counter to a toast. - Wikipedia
"Our next song's about this kid at Hogwarts who gets way too much attention for his own good. His name's Harry Potter." - Draco and the Malfoys
"Our next song's about this kid at Hogwarts who gets way too much attention for his own good. His name's Harry Potter." - Draco and the Malfoys
He has been known by many names. The Chosen One, The Boy Who Lived, Undesirable #1, Scarhead, and of course Roonil Wazlib. But to those closest to him, he is "Just Harry, just Harry." And they will be gathering Friday Night of MISTI-Con to treat him as only they can, to a Celebrity Roast!
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With our Roastmaster of Ceremonies, Quigley Von Lugenschmidt, be prepared for an hysterical evening of no-holds barred insults, jabs, and repartee. Harry has had it easy for the last few years, so our guests are sure to light a fire under his seat!
Make note, this is a late evening production, completely uncensored and is not for underage witches and wizards. |
